The Blessed Event of RollerJam
Welcome to the Cathedral. Here you will find:
THE SACRED TEXT
The Church of the Holy Catfight recognizes the holiness of the catfight. We rejoice in the heavenly vision of hot little skaters engaging in acts of what one SARJA member terms "choreographed televison violence." We vehemently refuse to consider the questionable ethical and moral underpinnings of our desire to see women do combat on the banked oval. We recognize as Miracle the pulling of hair, throwing of punches, and soft thud of a well-padded butt on the banked oval track.

Here are named the WSL RollerJam Catfighters of the Week. Each week another female skater will be canonized. A chosen skater will be identified to recieve the honor based upon the quality and quantity of violent confrontations in which she was involved. This is far more than a mere award. It is a sacred happening.
Week #1: Heather Gunnin (NY)
Our first Saint even kicked out the crutches from beneath
and injured rival
Week #2: Gina Lombardo (FL)
She won not a single fight, but took many nightmarishly
punishing blows.
Week #3: To Be Announced
Best bets: Gunnin and Abraham (NY) are probably
already tired of hearing about the "Bod Squad."
Here I will present comment from other RollerJam fans about this site and/or catfights in RollerJam. Any comment, opinion, praise, criticism, or analysis is qualified to be recorded here in the Rolls of the College of Catfight Cardinals. Simply submit your comment via the email link in the shared worship area of this page. If the quantity of theological debate is too significant, the scribe reserves the right to print partial comments and/or to select which comments will appear.
"This is a new site. When input is provided by others, their words will appear in the College of Catfight Cardinals area of this page."
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If this site offends, I apologize. I also recommend
that you relax a bit. Drink the Natural Light. Eat the Cheez
Curls. Watch the fur fly!
Already there are many. Soon there will be more.
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